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once in 5th grade the teacher asked me a question in math class and i was so stressed out that i literally fainted. I dropped on the ground and all the kids freaked out and the ambulance had to come and i was sick for like a week afterwards.

This sums up my relationship with math.

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everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

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why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

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people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

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A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

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