lovesick.
18;italian. pizza lover and fantasy obsessed girl mentally married with dylan o'brien.
You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.Stephen King, “Joyland”  (via revoult)

(Fonte: fuckyeah-unclesteve)


knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.


kimpissible:

when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage


cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 


i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(Fonte: lalondes)


beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican


wessonn:

but what if demon dean karaokes back in black


do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato


speedwalking:

if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

(Fonte: michaelgclifford)


there has to be an easier way to do this

*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
Isn't he a little old for you?
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
*chokes into his drink*
You should respect your elders.
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
*chokes on his drink again*
*storms off*
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
What?
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there