18;italian. pizza lover and fantasy obsessed girl mentally married with dylan o'brien.
You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.Stephen King, “Joyland”  (via revoult)

(Fonte: fuckyeah-unclesteve)



one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.


when your mom calls you down for dinner and you get there and its not readyimage


i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(Fonte: lalondes)


My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican


but what if demon dean karaokes back in black


Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato


if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”

(Fonte: michaelgclifford)

there has to be an easier way to do this

*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
Isn't he a little old for you?
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
*chokes into his drink*
You should respect your elders.
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
*chokes on his drink again*
*storms off*
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.


*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there